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Oh my EARS

Great Neck, New York produces the most annoying women in the world. I don't know how it does it, but they are consistently amazingly annoying. They just talk and talk and talk and TALK and TALK and never just shut the fuck up pleasegodnow! so you can explain what it is they have a question about. Avoid them at all costs. You have been warned.

Also, there are Munchkins downstairs. Powdered sugar Munchkins. Powdered sugar Munchkins that are the perfect combination of cakey donut and sweet sweet powdered sugar. I MUST EXERCISE SELF CONTROL. NO MORE MUNCHKINS.

Comments

Way too funny. Ahh, life is just GREAT.

Talk, Talk, Talk, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch. Kvetch, Kvetch Kvetch. Get off your ass & tell them to get a blog site. Maybe you'll actually help them in their sorry lives. At the very least, the time they take to set up a blog will take time away from them buggin' the hell out of you.

I like munchkins. Haven't had them for a hell of a long time, but they were cute. Now talk about spare ribs. One of the nice things @ living in this world of 5 gazzillion fast food outlets is i get spare ribs. From a place caled WOODYS.

I usually get them once a week, on Thursdays. The guy who works the grill is named Eddie and we have a great working relationship. He holds the fast food record for me, anyhow. @ a year, year & a half ago, from the time I entered the door, to the time I left,,,27 seconds. Mainly because I order the same thing evey Thurs.

He gives me the most tender, most juciest cuts and usually throws in an extra rib. Bless you Eddie.

So, suck on your munchkins, enjoy the flavor & the feeling, tell the bitches from Great Neck (What the hell is a great Neck, anyhow?" to get a life & a blog site, & leave you the hell alone to get on with the business of the world. Capice????

Just another tip from your uncle Rich. TTFN

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