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Desiccation, part ii

So I've come up with this great new idea for a game show. It's called, "IS IT REAL?" Contestants will be placed into a house full of antique French furniture and white wool rugs and ancient Chinese artifacts and be told to water the plants. Some of the plants are real, and some of the plants are fake. The contestants must then determine 1) whether a plant is real or not, 2) whether plant (if real) needs to be watered, and 3) how much water they should give it before it a) dies or b) overflows. If the contestants water a fake plant or fail to water a real plant, make a plant overflow, or spill water on the carpets, French furniture, or artifacts, they will be forced to listen to non-stepdads rant for an hour about the ACLU suing the goverment for mistreatment of foreign prisoners.

I lost.

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