Blargle
J and I have just eaten the first steaks we have eaten in years and years and years. It was an Australian strip steak, on the grounds that Australians feed their cows food, and not other cows, and that's a good thing. I also had two big glasses of red wine with it, and now I am SO DRUNK. DRUNK DRUNK DRUNK DRUNK DRUNK.
Also, I forgot how hard and rocklike steak is once it's in your stomach.